So once again I've done absolutely nothing all weekend, then around 10 Sunday night I decide to glance at my syllabus, because well, it is the end of the semester. Oops.
I have a persuasive speech to deliver tomorrow. And that sucks, because:
1. I forgot about it
2. I don't want to do it (that should be number 1)
3. I like to sleep
4. I don't know what my topic should be
5. So I decided to 'persuade everyone that smoking should be banned.'
6. Its now midnight and I need to invent some slides
7. I have to work tomorrow from 7-4. Then I have to deliver the speech
8. I have no preparation time at all
I'm not worried because..
1. No one cares about my speech
2. My teacher smiles and nods
3. then gives me 4/5 because she wasn't listening anyway
4. I've written a 7 page paper 6 hrs before it was due and got a B.
Let this be a lesson to last minute preparationists. Know your limitations. Cramming is an art I've been working on since I found out it works. If you think you can't make it through one night without sleep you're not a true crammer.
I'm out of coffee so excuse me.
Cheers.
